1: oh hey guys, you’re on time. the dishes are just about ready.
2: aw sweet, hey man.
3: noice. thanks for having us over.

1: remember that exotic food market i told you about? well i got stuff from there.
3: yeah i remember, whatchu get?

1: gentlemen, dinner today is… braised bull testicles in a blood-enriched broth, served with a side of stuffed intestine.
2: whoa whoa whoa. bull testicles i’ve heard of. blood? seriously? they sell it there?

1: oh no, i uh, had to use my own.

2&3: WHAT?!

1: yeah no worries there was a lot of it when i took out my intestine. i feel faint

1 faints


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