dntbgrdy

you can grow by sucking the earth dry but it will make you bloated and swollen, and you will face a painful, pathetic and humiliating death.

tm

1: I don’t get it, why does he always need to boast about his recent purchases. And then there’s all those big cars.

2: well I’d say his making up for a deficiency somewhere 

1: huh… Could be.

2: no, he is. He’s got a small… Uhm… *gestures*

1: what?? That’s nonsense 

2: no really, it’s true, I’ve seen it 

1: ok you know what, just, never mind, stop right there

2: but I’m serious! And one time-

1: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST STOP!